I am sitting in the Las Vegas airport at 0350 waiting for the airline to open up so I can check in for my 0600 flight home. Why?
Because I have some twisted idea that by getting little to no sleep after 3 days in Vegas and flying 7 hours I am some how going to be in any shape to help The Marine as soon as I land in the tiny little village we live in.
It really is a village after all I just saw the past three and a half days.
If I had just stopped trying to pretend like I can do everything I would have been able to sleep in a little longer, but not arrive until 2330 at night, missing the crabby 6 hours I've insured my family will experience once I land.
I am planning now NOT to be crabby. I think the only way to guarantee this is a muscle relaxer, applying whichever oils calm the nervous system and an early bed time.
So that's where I am while writing this post.
When I left home The Marine packed up my computer for me. I apparently had HIS wireless mouse on my laptop. I know it was his mouse because that morning I went into the office and took it off his computer.
THE NEXT day, while in VEGAS on a TEAM BUILDING ACTIVITY with the company I work for I received a voice mail from the Marine.
Marine: "Kelli, call me as soon as you get this, couple of things going on here."
Let me interrupt my narrative here by letting you know if you are familiar with Myers-Briggs you need to know my Marine is an ESTJ and I am an ENFP. If you are not familiar with it just know we are complete polar opposites and I break or lose stuff... Alot, and it's usually his.
So I get the voice mail while I am in a limo with the CEO, a member of the content team I'm on, who knows me and two women I've never met until the night before from other projects in our company.
I call my Marine and quietly speak into the phone.
Kelli: "What's up?"
Marine: "Hey, they are delivering J's jeep and I need to get a cashiers check"
Kelli: "Okay, go get it, what's next?"
Marine: "Why did you take my mouse?!"
Seriously? I paused glancing up at MY BOSS PEOPLE.
Kelli: "Um, what?" I knew full well I had it. "I thought it was mine."
Marine: "Where's yours? Why would you go get mine?"
Kelli: "I'm in a limo on a scavenger hunt, I'll call you later."
Click.
We really were on a scavenger hunt in Vegas, in a limo, and we were determined we were going to win. We didn't. However it was crazy fun. Except the burn on my leg.
Back in the Lobby of the Bellagio, (sorry I had to just casually throw it out, my Boss Lady is COOL!) we wrap up the exercise and I step off to call back the Marine whom I've stolen the mouse from AND hung up on him.
Kelli: "Hey, seriously, I couldn't find mine, saw yours and thought it was, they look just alike and besides YOU packed up the computer, didn't you see it?"
The Marine: I can't remember what he said, but it required the following response.
Kelli: "You're right, and I'm sorry, I have to go I burned my leg on the French guy's Harley."
The Marine: mouse forgotten, "WHAT? What were you doing on a Harley and how did you burn your leg??"
Kelli: "I've got to go, I'll call you in thirty minutes and explain everything... Love ya, bye!"
Click.
True story.
I called him back and filled him in, but I have to go now, the Kiosk opened to check in and now it looks like the entire population of a small village has lined up while I was writing this.
VIVA LAS VEGAS BABY!!!!!
1 comment:
Your funny, that's all I can say.
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