Tutorial: How to Eat Pumpkin Pie

Warning: This is Graphic. And the second post of today, so don't forget to read about Thanksgiving Day part 1. I might just work in a part 2 sometime. However for now I felt this was way more important to post.

Now on with the Tutorial!

First you should rip a piece of pie right of the pie plate. When you are a Marine you have no need for the niceties in life. You're hard corp, hard charging, and plates/utensils are not necessities in your life. When your a Marine in a household of multiple pumpkin pie loving people you must do what you have to do to protect your piece of the pie.

Apply whip cream quickly and directly onto your pie which is directly on your hand. Perhaps too, the ability to save on dish soap, free up room in the dishwasher etc also motivates this Jar Head to move quickly and stealthily in the kitchen. He will only have to wash his hand. Of course there's always the option to lick it.

BAM! He applies whip cream, eats, and cleans up the pie hit and no one is the wiser. Kind of a PIE BY, Except the tailor who has to let his dress blues trousers out...



Now contemplate just how much PT you want to do tomorrow... Come to me little pumpkin-kins. I will be more than happy to run the potato masher pit thing people run through on base - tomorrow, or maybe the next day.


Now quickly shove the piece of pie into your open mouth. Pie pieces have been known to have been snatched right out of a family member's hand as the pie is being brought up to the jaws of life. Speaking of, who knew his jaw could unhinge like this to accommodate such a magnificent piece of pumpkin pie.

Now my little friends, go forth, whip cream in hand and EAT my pretties, EAT! It's Thanksgiving, tomorrow we do Body combat, pump, and Flow! But tonight... It's all pie.