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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Warning: Possible inappropriate content

This story involves Recruit 6. Just a warning. Worried yet? This post could go anywhere ya know...
This is his second year to play football. He's kinda of well known around here. Sadly, not for his football skill. He is still one of the younger/smaller players. Maybe I should say he is NOTORIOUS, rather than well known.
Why? Well, too look at him you would think it's because of his angelic face and demeanor. Both of which are true... Most of the time.... It's more because of what he has refused to wear since he left diapers far behind. Underwear. He doesn't wear underwear.
Many a sun beam and primary teacher at church have found out the hard way. I forgot to warn them.
But today, that may have all changed. He came in from football practice tonight and as I took off his football pants, (with him lying on the kitchen floor as I tugged) I noticed BOXER shorts.
Me: Oh my gosh! you have on underwear!
Recruit 6: Yep. I think I'm going to start wearing them.
Me: Oh? why?
Recruit 6: Well, if my pants fall down, someone might see my business. And in the bathroom the other day, my pants came down and someone saw my business and I said HEY DON'T LOOK AT MY BUSINESS!
Me: {hiding my joy} Ah, well that sounds like a great idea.

SO for all you have been marred by the lack of underwear on our little man child, or worried he was going to run off and join a nudist colony, or worse, become promiscuous before 3rd grade, never fear! Life has a way of working out and society has a way of helping us all mainstream in our own time... darn it. I now will have more laundry to do.

3 comments:

Victoria Anne said...

FINALLY!!!!!!!! I love it! I miss this little guy!

Stacey said...

BAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAA!

Kelli said...

um, yeah. We are back to being regimental. No underwear and it's now Lacrosse season....

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